Engelsk humor
Ska när som helst sätta mej ner i soffan för att se på Norrköping mot Ljungskile. Direkt efter den riktar jag blicken mot Champions League och gruppfinalen mellan Atletico de Madrid - Liverpool FC. Nerverna kommer att få lidande all night long...
Jag vet att det är minst ett par Spursfan som följer den här bloggen. På en av de bloggar jag läser hittade jag lite fin engelsk humor om just Spurs. Deras situation är kaotisk och just därför måste man tyvärr jävlas lite med dom...
* I met this really kinky girl last night. 'Humiliate me,' she said. So I gave her a Tottenham shirt.
* I was playing Scrabble (Alfapet) and had enough letters to make "Tottenham Hotspur Football Club". I was gutted when I found out it was only worth two points.
* What does a Spurs fan do after he sees his team win? Turns off the X-box.
* What does THFC stand for? Tottenham Heading For the Championship.
Fan vad stygg jag är, men oj vad jag skrattar.
När kommer Terry Venables eller David Ginola och räddar laget?
// Joel
Well, I'm lucky - since I Bought Shit Ground no Fans last time in London, I won't have a hard time getting back at you, that's for sure.
A teacher starts a new job at a primary school on Merseyside and, trying to curry som favour on her first day, explains to her class that she is a Liverpool fan. Sha asks the other Liverpool fans in the room to rause their hand and everyone does - except for one little girl.
The teacher looks att the little girl with surprise and says: 'Tracy, why haven't you put your hand up?'
'Because I'm not a Liverpool fan', she replies
A little taken aback, the teacher asks: 'Well if you are not a Liverpoolfan, then who do you support?'
'I'm a United fan and proud of it' Tracy says defiantly.
The teacher is astonished. 'Why on eart are you a United fan' she splutters.
'Because my mum and dad are from Manchester and they are both United fans, so I'm a United fan, too.'
' For Pete's sake,' says the exasperated teacher. 'That's no reason for you to be a United fan. You don't have to copy everything your parents do all the time. What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and a car thief , what would you be then?'
'Well,'says Tracey, 'I'd be a Liverpool fan.'
Question:Why should you never run over a Liverpool who's on a bike?
Answer: It's probably your bike
Q: What do you call a Liverpool fan in a three-bedroom semi?
A: A burglar
Q: What do you call a Scouse lass who had an abortian?
A: Crime-stopper
Q: Why does the River Mersey run past Liverpool?
A: If it walked, it'd get mugged.
Den där jävla Johan Orrenius. Fna vad jag avskyr han!
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Haha, där fick jag tillbaka...
Vackra ord om ett jönsigt lag som slår Gunners en gång på typ 20 och ändå vågar kaxa sig. Ginola lär väl vara i god form nog för att platsa i dagens Tottenham.